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Weapons on Wheels Done and Released and Stuff

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So that was one hell of a journey.  Granted, with Weapons on Wheels being the first real game I’ve ever developed, I probably did alot of things the long and hard (twss) way.

Play it on MaxGames.com, who is the awesome sponsor.

Update: Also play it on NewGrounds and vote 5 to be awesome.

Update 2: Play it on Kongregate and 5-star it to be even awesomer.

So that’s it.  Go try it out and tell me how disappointed you are in the comments!

In all seriousness, though, I learned alot when developing that game.  Both in terms of code-stuff and in terms of what makes a game fun.  I’ll be using all that knowledge as I develop Hero Dude, which will hopefully only take me a fraction of the time it took me to make Weapons on Wheels.

Protip – don’t go directly behind the blue car.

  1. Paul D'Amora blathers: June 18, 2010 at 6:48 pm

    IT SUCKS ASS.

    Nah, I haven’t played it yet.

  2. Paul D'Amora blathers: June 18, 2010 at 6:52 pm

    Of course you made it in CS5, so I need to go download some buggy beta version of flash player. Nice work Ralph…

  3. Sean proclaims: June 18, 2010 at 7:59 pm

    FINALLLLLLYYYYY

    I have yet to play it, but when I do, I will totally own your old record Raplh : D

  4. Paul D'Amora utters: June 18, 2010 at 8:09 pm

    Hmm… I remembered why I don’t like racing games..

  5. Ralph says: June 18, 2010 at 8:22 pm

    @paul actually if you use the beta of FP 10.1, the game doesn’t work, the game is fine in any other compatible FP version though, 9,10.0, and 10.1 (the official release, not the early betas)

    and yeah, I think if you don’t have the tracks ENGRAVED IN YOUR FUCKING HEAD BECAUSE YOU’VE PLAYED THEM OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER FOR THE PAST 7 MONTHS then yeah, it does have a bit of a learning curve

  6. Ralph states: June 18, 2010 at 8:23 pm

    Also WordPress 3.0 is cool.

  7. Ralph says: June 18, 2010 at 8:24 pm

    Also @Sean – Protip: use the red car

  8. Sean states: June 18, 2010 at 8:45 pm

    Thanks for the tip, you “Pro” ;D

    And yeh, WP 3.0 is the shit.

  9. Paul D'Amora utters: June 19, 2010 at 10:51 am

    So, guess who’s #2 in the world with a score of 208,800. Yeah, it’s me (beating by previous record of 33,000).

  10. Ralph says: June 19, 2010 at 11:06 am

    Holy crap nuggets.

  11. Paul D'Amora remarks: June 19, 2010 at 12:19 pm

    Ok, I got first place on my third try. I’m done, all I wanted was to BEAT YO ASS RALPH! And I think my score of 315,040 pretty much accomplished that.

  12. Ralph blathers: June 19, 2010 at 12:48 pm

    I can’t believe you actually took the time to play through the game that many times.

    Damn.

  13. Paul D'Amora blathers: June 19, 2010 at 1:08 pm

    I know. I thought this game would suck hard ass, but surprisingly enough, every time I play it, it get more entertaining. Especially now that I figured out how to exploit some of the bugs.

  14. Ralph blathers: June 19, 2010 at 1:30 pm

    Way to be an asshole.

  15. Paul D'Amora proclaims: June 19, 2010 at 1:46 pm

    Sorry… couldn’t help myself.

  16. Sean remarks: June 21, 2010 at 6:36 am

    Oooooooooh, secret project! Why is it further in development than Hero Dude? You slacking off there Ralph?

  17. Ralph remarks: June 21, 2010 at 9:59 am

    It’s actually partly Paul’s creation, we were talking over MSN the other night.

    It’s a vastly smaller game than WoW and HD. A fast last-the-longest-and-get-the-highest-score type of game. Hopefully will be completed in 2 weeks, probably less.

  18. Paul D'Amora remarks: June 21, 2010 at 12:50 pm

    Oh by the way Ralph, something weird happened the other night. I had a dream where I was in my room playing the finished version of the supposed “Secret Project”. And you were behind me. Except it wasn’t you, it was that red thing in your avatar, and you were hitting an elephant with a rolled up newspaper. Yeah…point is, strangely enough, now I have a lot more ideas for that game because I dreamed about playing it…so, yeah.

  19. Ralph proclaims: June 21, 2010 at 1:01 pm

    I lol’d quite hard about the elephant.

  20. Paul D'Amora says: June 21, 2010 at 1:10 pm

    I felt bad for the elephant. He was pretty small (for an elephant) and you were cruelly beating him. How could you?!

  21. Sean proclaims: June 21, 2010 at 7:02 pm

    Sounds like Space Invaders or Geometry Wars or something like that..

  22. Paul D'Amora proclaims: June 21, 2010 at 7:17 pm

    Not really… it’s about a **** that is ******** away from a giant ***** of *** in the **** of ******, while trying to dodge things like ******, *****, and whatnot.

    Nothing like Space Invaders or Geometry Wars 😛

  23. Ralph says: June 21, 2010 at 7:52 pm

    Wow. You actually put the correct amount of asterisks for the censored words, I was able to fill in the blanks.

    Awesome.

  24. Paul D'Amora announces: June 21, 2010 at 8:57 pm

    Yes, I have too much free time clearly.

  25. Ralph blathers: June 21, 2010 at 9:19 pm

    PS – I’d be on MSN if I wasn’t so busy watching TV and then going to bed afterwards.

    Tomorrow etc.

  26. Paul D'Amora announces: June 21, 2010 at 9:26 pm

    Yeah, you seem extremely busy…

  27. Sean utters: June 22, 2010 at 1:13 am

    40 Percent?! SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

    It’s either a REALLLY small game or you’re just not procrastinating with this one.

    Btw, what are you guy’s MSN addresses? I think I should add you both since we all have our own little convo’s here..

    • Ralph remarks: June 22, 2010 at 10:19 am

      @Sean – I tweeted you both our things (wink wink) also @Paul I trashed your comment unless you prefer to have spam bots all up in your messenger.

  28. Sean states: June 22, 2010 at 10:24 am

    Sweeeeet, now I have more ways to annoy you! BUHAHAHA.

    I’m done.

  29. Paul D'Amora remarks: June 22, 2010 at 10:44 am

    D:

  30. Geoffrey Chisnall states: June 26, 2010 at 5:33 pm

    the game was very enjoyable and challenging the first time i played it!

    gets addictive after a while!

    great job Ralph!

  31. Ralph announces: June 26, 2010 at 6:00 pm

    @Geoffrey – Thanks!

  32. p4tr1ck states: June 27, 2010 at 1:37 am

    IT SUCKED BALLS
    Kidding, it was pretty nice actually. I need to learn how to use flash :[

  33. Paul D'Amora proclaims: June 28, 2010 at 12:20 pm

    who the fuck are the newcomers?

  34. Sean says: February 13, 2015 at 1:17 am

    I finally get this comment now!

  35. Sean says: February 13, 2015 at 1:19 am

    What? No indentation of replies?

    That last one was supposed to be about Paul’s asterisk party up there

  36. Ralph blathers: February 13, 2015 at 7:31 am

    Lmao Sean, really? Five years later? The hell are you doing going through these ancient posts?

    Also, testing the indentation with this post…

  37. Ralph says: February 13, 2015 at 7:31 am

    Hmm, guess it is broken, maybe updating WordPress on this old-ass theme wasn’t such a good idea.

  38. Sean says: February 13, 2015 at 7:44 am

    Because I’m stalking you, duh!

    No but I’m ultra bored and I’m going through all our old shit and laughing my ass off at how we were all such huge dicks back then..

    Also, trying to pin-point the moment I probably stopped posting comments on this site due to moving and such

  39. Ralph announces: February 13, 2015 at 7:53 am

    Yeah, I used to think just Paul was an ass, but after reading this crap – wow. I’m sorry everyone.

    • Sean announces: February 13, 2015 at 8:04 am

      Yeah, but Paul was an ass, he was way better at being a dick than all of us combined

  40. Ralph proclaims: February 13, 2015 at 8:07 am

    What the hell is with this site the dude that made this theme sucks ass.

  41. Sean proclaims: February 13, 2015 at 8:09 am

    Agree’d, he lives in Connecticut.. I should go to his house and kick his ass!

  42. Sean states: February 13, 2015 at 8:10 am

    What the shit.. no indentation again now??!!

  43. Ralph says: February 13, 2015 at 8:24 am

    Yeah I seriously haven’t even touched anything to try and fix it or whatever so I don’t even.

  44. Sean says: February 13, 2015 at 8:26 am

    Bro, your site is clearly haunted. What’s the bet this one will indent perfectly?

    Also, don’t you dare stop replying to my emails!

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